slaacaa@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.world · 2 days agoOpenAI CEO Sam Altman says its “terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM” instead of shoving it all in datacentresfrvr.comexternal-linkmessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down15
arrow-up1362arrow-down1external-linkOpenAI CEO Sam Altman says its “terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM” instead of shoving it all in datacentresfrvr.comslaacaa@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square69linkfedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·1 day agoMay Altman’s fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 day agoWow. Creative. Stealing that
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 day agoThe careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent. I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoMay his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples. May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches. May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time. May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps. And the worst one: may be develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
minus-squarevithigar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoMay the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
minus-squarevithigar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoTechnically “REM” in all capitals, since it’s an acronym.
minus-squareQueenFern@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI’d buy a mad libs style book of these
May Altman’s fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.
Wow. Creative. Stealing that
The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent.
I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.
May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.
May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.
May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time.
May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.
And the worst one: may be develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
With plenty of rem sleep!
Ram?
Technically “REM” in all capitals, since it’s an acronym.
I’d buy a mad libs style book of these