• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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      1 day ago

      The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent.

      I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.

      • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        16 hours ago

        May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.

        May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.

        May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time.

        May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.

        And the worst one: may be develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.