slaacaa@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.world · 2 days agoOpenAI CEO Sam Altman says its “terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM” instead of shoving it all in datacentresfrvr.comexternal-linkmessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1394arrow-down15
arrow-up1389arrow-down1external-linkOpenAI CEO Sam Altman says its “terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM” instead of shoving it all in datacentresfrvr.comslaacaa@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square75linkfedilink
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoThe careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent. I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-211 hours agoMay his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples. May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches. May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time. May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps. And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoYou’re a veritable virtuoso of viciousness, and I applaud you for it.
minus-squarevithigar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoMay the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
minus-squarevithigar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoTechnically “REM” in all capitals, since it’s an acronym.
minus-squareQueenFern@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI’d buy a mad libs style book of these
The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they’ve never been more justified or pertinent.
I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn’t actually solve any of our problems, but at least it’s cathartic.
May his hair grow inwards, and his haemorrhoids grow as large as apples.
May he fall face first into a gympie-gympie bush and choke on one of its branches.
May his digestive system reverse direction and develop acid reflux and Crohn’s disease at the same time.
May every single orifice in his body become infested with particularly large parasitic wasps.
And the worst one: may he develop empathy and common sense and realise what a plague he is on humanity.
You’re a veritable virtuoso of viciousness, and I applaud you for it.
May the insides of his eyelids be covered in sandpaper.
…Nice!
With plenty of rem sleep!
Ram?
Technically “REM” in all capitals, since it’s an acronym.
I’d buy a mad libs style book of these