Modest trucks for tradesmen that will build our future infrastructure? Nah!
Over-bloated monstrosity for men with certain genital inadequacies? YES!
Honestly, I’d rather have a cyber truck, and I mean that in the worst possible way.
Ah yes, the Child Killer 5000
Now even more efficient in doing so!
Oh look, it’s another tiny peen machine.
God I hate these stupid trucks.
Rivian is heavier and faster
Yeah but those headlights don’t look intimidating when I’m 3" away from the CAR in front of me.
And cheaper! Even the most expensive, 1000+ HP quad motor model, with all upgrades!
And those 3.5 seconds only cost you $0.25 if you pay $5 per gallon.
bargain!
More effective at killing kids than ever before!
car review reviews and posts stats
Lemmites: I took that personally
Fuel consumption please ?
10 kids per Freedom Mile!
Yes
To 96 km/h you say? Is it because it runs out of gas before 100 km/h?
96 km/h is ~ 60 mph
Before I posted I knew someone was going to make this comment. It was made in jest, I didn’t sincerely believe it would run out of gas before 100 kph 😉
I liked the joke
My engineer portion of brain: super cool
The rest of my brain: dammit, they’re going to sell these to any ninny who can afford one, and I’ll have to survive on/near roads with them
Hopefully that $148k price tag is enough of a filter
Anecdotal evidence, but people I know that buy these kinds of monstrosities only look at/care about the monthly lease payments
I’ve seen a lot of trailer homes (stationary ones that can’t be towed) with vehicles that cost several times what the house likely cost.
0% no cash down loans will help those who want this car. Oh wait you have bad credit. 39% and the traid in of your current car. We can roll the negative equity into the loan. Spread this out of 150 months and the repayment should be manageable if you take up a second job.
Oh good. Only people who can afford to crash will be buying them.
Just people who can’t think ahead.
Do you have any days that shows these sport trucks actually cause more damage than some dude in a beater? Enthusiasts tend to like their shit.
Yet it’s illegal to operate on any public road an ebike with a 750 watt motor, which equals about 1 hp. Follow the lobbyist’s money for more answers.
Funny how the legal thing is the danger to others, and the illegal thing is the danger to self.
Nothing shouts “freedom” like that.
Automotive journalism is a cesspit of seething coke-pithed misogynists who are so pissed off that it’s not the 80s anymore, they can’t stand it.
Not sure about the coke and misogyny but it’s definitely full of manboys who think “fast=cool”. Even the beloved Top Gear was full of masturbating to supercars.
There was an accident were a Polish automotive journalist crashed a Ferrari he was test driving. He was going something like 200km/h in a city, lost control and hit a concrete column. The passenger died*. The media was full of people praising automotive journalists for a couple of days with idiot comments like “it’s such a dangerous job. imagine you’re test driving a supercar on a mountain road. how can you resist going fast?”. For fuck’s sake…
*The driver had a serious brain damage (as a result of the accident, not sure about before it) and spend some time in a coma. When he woke up he become sort of a celebrity. Never went to prison or anything.
And it only costs you $30 in gas every time you do it!
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