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“Even within the coding, it’s not working well,” said Smiley. “I’ll give you an example. Code can look right and pass the unit tests and still be wrong. The way you measure that is typically in benchmark tests. So a lot of these companies haven’t engaged in a proper feedback loop to see what the impact of AI coding is on the outcomes they care about. Lines of code, number of [pull requests], these are liabilities. These are not measures of engineering excellence.”
Measures of engineering excellence, said Smiley, include metrics like deployment frequency, lead time to production, change failure rate, mean time to restore, and incident severity. And we need a new set of metrics, he insists, to measure how AI affects engineering performance.
“We don’t know what those are yet,” he said.
One metric that might be helpful, he said, is measuring tokens burned to get to an approved pull request – a formally accepted change in software. That’s the kind of thing that needs to be assessed to determine whether AI helps an organization’s engineering practice.
To underscore the consequences of not having that kind of data, Smiley pointed to a recent attempt to rewrite SQLite in Rust using AI.
“It passed all the unit tests, the shape of the code looks right,” he said. It’s 3.7x more lines of code that performs 2,000 times worse than the actual SQLite. Two thousand times worse for a database is a non-viable product. It’s a dumpster fire. Throw it away. All that money you spent on it is worthless."
All the optimism about using AI for coding, Smiley argues, comes from measuring the wrong things.
“Coding works if you measure lines of code and pull requests,” he said. “Coding does not work if you measure quality and team performance. There’s no evidence to suggest that that’s moving in a positive direction.”
Recently had to call out a coworker for vibecoding all her unit tests. How did I know they were vibe coded? None of the tests had an assertion, so they literally couldn’t fail.
Hahaha 🤣
if you reject her pull requests, does she fix it? is there a way for management to see when an employee is pushing bad commits more frequently than usual?
That’s weird. I’ve made it write a few tests once, and it pretty much made them in the style of other tests in the repo. And they did have assertions.
My company is pushing LLM code assistants REALLY hard (like, you WILL use it but we’re supposedly not flagging you for termination if you don’t… yet). My experience is the same as yours - unit tests are one of the places where it actually seems to do pretty good. It’s definitely not 100%, but in general it’s not bad and does seem to save some time in this particular area.
That said, I did just remove a test that it created that verified that
IMPORTED_CONSTANT is equal to localUnitTestConstantWithSameHardcodedValueAsImportedConstant. It passed ; )Trust with verification. I’ve had it do everything right, I’ve had it do thing so incredibly stupid that even a cursory glance at the could would me more than enough to /clear and start back over.
claude code is capable of producing code and unit tests, but it doesn’t always get it right. It’s smart enough that it will keep trying until it gets the result, but if you start running low on context it’ll start getting worse at it.
I wouldn’t have it contribute a lot of code AND unit tests in the same session. new session, read this code and make unit tests. new session read these unit tests, give me advice on any problems or edge cases that might be missed.
To be fair, if you’re not reading what it’s doing and guiding it, you’re fucking up.
I think it’s better as a second set of eyes than a software architect.
I think it’s better as a second set of eyes than a software architect.
A rubber ducky that talks back is also a good analogy for me.
I wouldn’t have it contribute a lot of code
Yeah, I tried that once, for a tedious refactoring. It would’ve been faster if I did it myself tbh. Telling it to do small tedious things, and keeping the interesting things for yourself (cause why would you deprive yourself of that …) is currently where I stand with this tool
and keeping the interesting things for yourself (cause why would you deprive yourself of that …
I fear that will be required at some point. It’s not always good at writing code, but it does well enough that it can turn a seasoned developer into a manager. :/
Vibe coding guy wrote unit tests for our embedded project. Of course, the hardware peripherals aren’t available for unit tests on the dev machine/build server, so you sometimes have to write mock versions (like an “adc” function that just returns predetermined values in the format of the real analog-digital converter).
Claude wrote the tests and mock hardware so well that it forgot to include any actual code from the project. The test cases were just testing the mock hardware.
Not realizing that should be an instant firing. The dev didn’t even glance a look at the unit tests…
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Generative models, which many people call “AI”, have a much higher catastrophic failure rate than we have been lead to believe. It cannot actually be used to replace humans, just as an inanimate object can’t replace a parent.
Jobs aren’t threatened by generative models. Jobs are threatened by a credit crunch due to high interest rates and a lack of lenders being able to adapt.
“AI” is a ruse, a useful excuse that helps make people want to invest, investors & economists OK with record job loss, and the general public more susceptible to data harvesting and surveillance.
Lmfao
Deeks said “One of our friends is an SVP of one of the largest insurers in the country and he told us point blank that this is a very real problem and he does not know why people are not talking about it more.”
Maybe because way too many people are making way too much money and it underpins something like 30% of the economy at this point and everyone just keeps smiling and nodding, and they’re going to keep doing that until we drive straight off the fucking cliff 🤪
But who’s making money? All the AI corps are losing billions, only the hardware vendors are making bank.
Makers of AI lose money and users of AI probably also lose since all they get is shit output that requires more work.
Investors
Investors
Specifically suckers. Though I imagine many of the folks doing the sales have the good sense to cash out any stock into real money as they go.
This is a copium post. AI works very well if you know what you’re doing with it. I’ve proven it several times already.
Certainly well enough that jobs have been lost and will continue to be. Increasing the number of people applying to the smaller number of jobs that do still exist.
This will only get worse.
For people looking for jobs it will get more difficult, competition will continue to rise, and anyone not well versed in using AI will be left behind.
Depends on the job, I do support for a proprietary SaaS product. Wtf use of AI do I have? They are trying to make an AI support agent, that isn’t me using AI, that is AI outright replacing some part of my job and I have no input in the process.
Using AI to write the ticket feels pointless to me, takes longer to verify its slop and correct it than it does to write a message myself.
“This is broken and we have raised it with the dev team” isn’t a phrase I need an LLM for.
AI is a tool which is great at creating standalone modular solutions. Look at the stuff I’ve built, the best I’ve ever created is the serial number extractor which actually solves a real world business problem. https://masland.tech/
Not often someone outright states that their comment is copium. Well done you!
Rather than making copium posts though maybe try not doing that. I’d respect you more and I’m sure a lot of others would feel the same.
I literally wrote “post”, not “comment”. Rather than being a dumb smart fuck, actually come up with something worth while to read next time.
Oh poor baby, I was being facetious.
Comments like yours don’t even rise to the level of bait. We get it, you have drunk the coolaid and feel that because you are incapable of the act of creation unassisted the whole world should burn.
I started to look through your post history before realising I was giving you WAY too much credit and saw that you have a shower thought about how it’s a good thing oil prices are rising, I assume out of some misplaced sense that this will lower demand (I honestly couldn’t be bothered reading your drivel). You don’t tackle demand for essentials by raising input costs, you tackle demand by reducing demand through market controls, alternative technologies, and innovation. Raising prices just facilitates faster wealth transfer to the top 0.01% from the bottom 99.99%.
Which is exactly what the “AI” industry is doing. But you are simply too ignorant to understand that. Therefore you get the facetious comments going forward, you poor misguided little capitalist bootlicking sheep. Oh and I know, you don’t think this was worth reading, but there are a bunch of other people who will be having a restrained chuckle and being grateful that there was someone else who had a big enough gap in their day to slap your nose with the metaphorical rolled up newspaper and send you back to your paddock.
Bye 👋
Yeah these newer systems are crazy. The agent spawns a dozen subagents that all do some figuring out on the code base and the user request. Then those results get collated, then passed along to a new set of subagents that make the actual changes. Then there are agents that check stuff and tell the subagents to redo stuff or make changes. And then it gets a final check like unit tests, compilation etc. And then it’s marked as done for the user. The amount of tokens this burns is crazy, but it gets them better results in the benchmarks, so it gets marketed as an improvement. In reality it’s still fucking up all the damned time.
Coding with AI is like coding with a junior dev, who didn’t pay attention in school, is high right now, doesn’t learn and only listens half of the time. It fools people into thinking it’s better, because it shits out code super fast. But the cognitive load is actually higher, because checking the code is much harder than coming up with it yourself. It’s slower by far. If you are actually going faster, the quality is lacking.
checking the code is much harder than coming up with it yourself
That’s always been true. But, at least in the past when you were checking the code written by a junior dev, the kinds of mistakes they’d make were easy to spot and easy to predict.
LLMs are created in such a way that they produce code that genuinely looks perfect at first. It’s stuff that’s designed to blend in and look plausible. In the past you could look at something and say “oh, this is just reversing a linked list”. Now, you have to go through line by line trying to see if the thing that looks 100% plausible actually contains a tiny twist that breaks everything.
It’s like guiding a coked up junior who can write 5000 wpm, has read every piece of documentation ever without understanding any of it.
This is very different from my experience, but I’ve purposely lagged behind in adoption and I often do things the slow way because I like programming and I don’t want to get too lazy and dependent.
I just recently started using Claude Code CLI. With how I use it: asking it specific questions and often telling it exactly what files and lines to analyze, it feels more like taking to an extremely knowledgeable programmer who has very narrow context and often makes short-sighted decisions.
I find it super helpful in troubleshooting. But it also feels like a trap, because I can feel it gaining my trust and I know better than to trust it.
I’ve mentioned the long-term effects I see at work in several places, but all I can say is be very careful how you use it. The parts of our codebase that are almost entirely AI written are unreadable garbage and a complete clusterfuck of coding paradigms. It’s bad enough that I’ve said straight to my manager’s face that I’d be embarassed to ship this to production (and yes I await my pink slip).
As a tool, it can help explain code, it can help find places where things are being done, and it can even suggest ways to clean up code. However, those are all things you’ll also learn over time as you gather more and more experience, and it acts more as a crutch here because you spend less time learning the code you’re working with as a result.
I recommend maintaining exceptional skepticism with all code it generates. Claude is very good at producing pretty code. That code is often deceptive, and I’ve seen even Opus hallucinate fields, generate useless tests, and misuse language/library features to solve a task.
I code with AI a good bit for a side project since I need to use my work AI and get my stats up to show management that I’m using it. The “impressive” thing is learning new softwares and how to use them quickly in your environment. When setting up my homelab with automatic git pull, it quickly gave me some commands and showed me what to add in my docker container.
Correcting issues is exactly like coding with a high junior dev though. The code bloat is real and I’m going to attempt to use agentic AI to consolidate it in the future. I don’t believe you can really “vibe code” unless you already know how to code though. Stating the exact structures and organization and whatnot is vital for agentic AI programming semi-complex systems.
AI is a solution in search of a problem. Why else would there be consultants to “help shepherd organizations towards an AI strategy”? Companies are looking to use AI out of fear of missing out, not because they need it.
The problem is that code is hard to write. AI just doesn’t solve it. This is opposite of crypto, where the product is sort of good at what it does, (not bitcoin, though), but we don’t actually need to do that.
Nah, it is more that LLMs are a neat technology that allows computers to generate stuff on their own. Which has all sort of uses. It has solved the problem of typing big texts on your own. (read: it did not solve the problem of reviewing big texts)
But it has also gaslit managers into thinking it can do much more than its capabilities, so they demand it to be put into everything. With disastrous results.
When I entered the workforce in the late '90s, people were still saying this about putting PCs on every employee’s desk. This was at a really profitable company. The argument was they already had telephones, pen and paper. If someone needed to write something down, they had secretaries for that who had typewriters. They had dictating machines. And Xerox machines.
And the truth was, most of the higher level employees were surely still more profitable on the phone with a client than they were sitting there pecking away at a keyboard.
Then, just a handful of years later, not only would the company have been toast had it not pushed ahead, but was also deploying BlackBerry devices with email, deploying laptops with remote access capabilities to most staff, and handheld PDAs (Palm pilots) to many others.
Looking at the history of all of this, sometimes we don’t know what exactly will happen with newish tech, or exactly how it will be used. But it’s true that the companies that don’t keep up often fall hopelessly behind.
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
— Carl Sagan
I think that’s called a cargo cult. Just because something is a tech gadget doesn’t mean it’s going to change the world.
Basically, the question is this: If you were to adopt it late and it became a hit, could you emulate the technology with what you have in the brief window between when your business partners and customers start expecting it and when you have adapted your workflow to include it?
For computers, the answer was no. You had to get ahead of it so companies with computers could communicate with your computer faster than with any comptetitors.
But e-mail is just a cheaper fax machine. And for office work, mobile phones are just digital secretaries+desk phones. Mobile phones were critical on the move, though.
Even if LLMs were profitable, it’s not going to be better at talking to LLMs than humans are. Put two LLMs together and they tend to enter hallucinatory death spirals, lose their sense of identity, and other failure modes. Computers could rely on a communicable standards, but LLMs fundamentally don’t have standards. There is no API, no consistent internal data structure.
If you put in the labor to make a LLM play nice with another LLM, you just end up with a standard API. And yes, it’s possible that this ends up being cheaper than humans, but it does mean you lose out on nothing by adapting late when all the kinks have been worked out and protocols have been established. Just hire some LLM experts to do the transfer right the first time.
Even if LLMs were profitable, it’s not going to be better at talking to LLMs than humans are.
LLMs don’t need to be better. They just need to be more profitable. And wages are very expensive. Doesn’t matter if they lose a couple of customers when they can reduce cost.
It is all part of the enshittification of the company and for the enrichment of the shareholders.
Except LLMs aren’t profitable. They’re propped up by venture capital on the one hand and desperately integrated into systems with no case study on the effects on profit on the other. Video game CEOs are surprised and appalled when gamers turn against AI, implying they did literally no market research before investing billions.
When venture capital dries up and companies have to bear the full cost of LLMs themselves - or worse: if LLM companies go bankrupt and their API goes dead - any company that adopted LLMs into their workflow is going to suffer tremendously. Imagine if they fired half their employees because the LLM does that work and then the LLM stops working. So even if you could lose some money this quarter to invest in it and maybe gain some back by the end of this year, several years from now the company could be under existential threat.
And again, it can be acceptable to take this sort of risk if the technology is one you might at some point not be able to serve customers and business partners without. But LLMs and genAI are not that sort of technology. Maybe business partners will hate you if you don’t go along with the buzzword mania, but then you should fake it and allow it to cause as little damage as it can.
It is all part of the enshittification of the company
A company that adopts LLMs is not enshittifying, it is setting itself up to be a victim of LLM enshittification.
and for the enrichment of the shareholders.
Shareholders would be richer in the short term if they didn’t waste money investing in LLM adoption, and much richer in the long term if they were one of the few companies that doesn’t go bankrupt when the LLM bubble pops.
The purpose of LLM adoption is to weaken the social-political position of workers, to create an extra rival to break their collective bargaining power even if it costs capital unfathomable amounts of money. Like when capitalists oppose universal basic income despite it massively increasing their profit margins if it were adopted because workers wouldn’t get sick as often, capitalists are fully capable of acting in solidarity with each other for purposes of class warfare, even if it comes at a personal loss.
If AI is so good at what it does, then it shouldn’t matter if you fall behind in adopting it… it should be able to pick up from where you need it. And if it’s not mature, there’s an equally valid argument to be made for not even STARTING adoption until it IS - early adopters always pay the most.
There’s practically no situation where rushing now makes sense, even if the tech eventually DOES deliver on the promise.
Yes but counterpoint: give me your money.
… or else something bad might happen to you? Sadly this seems the intellectual level that the discussion is at right now, and corporate structure being authoritarian, leans towards listening to those highest up in the hierarchy, such as Donald J. Trump.
“Logic” has little to do with any of this. The elites have spoken, so get to marching, NOW.
It makes sense for the tech companies to be rushing AI development because they want to be the only one people use. They want to be the Amazon of AI.
A ton of tech companies operate like that. They pump massive investments into projects because they see a future where they have the monopoly and will get their investments out a hundred fold.
The users should be a lot more wary though.
Exactly. I’ve heard the phrase “falling behind” from many in upper management.
This is all fine and dandy but the whole article is based on an interview with “Dorian Smiley, co-founder and CTO of AI advisory service Codestrap”. Codestrap is a Palantir service provider, and as you’d expect Smiley is a Palantir shill.
The article hits different considering it’s more or less a world devourer zealot taking a jab at competing world devourers. The reporter is an unsuspecting proxy at best.
People will upvote anything if it takes a shot at AI. Even when the subtitle itself is literally an ad.
Codestrap founders say we need to dial down the hype and sort through the mess
The cult mentality is really interesting to watch.
I can hate more than one thing at a time. AI, Palantir and you for being so pretentious.
Me: This is an ad, it’s crazy that people will engage in something that’s clearly an ad, they’re feeding right into it. It’s a cult mentality.
You: I hate you!! SCREEEE
You couldn’t have proved my point more. Someone even upvoted you because it was a shot at AI. The cult is so strong you can’t even tell you’re in it.
I’m glad you have an outlet for your impotent rage, but do you have to be so pathetic? Your mental age is showing.
I’ll take pretentious though, because I am better than you.
Insurers, he said, are already lobbying state-level insurance regulators to win a carve-out in business insurance liability policies so they are not obligated to cover AI-related workflows. “That kills the whole system,” Deeks said.
If insurers are going through extreme lengths to remove AI output from the list of things they will insure, this says everything about its future.
Because nothing says “effective risk management achieved” like an insurer signing off on, or forbidding the insurance of, an entire class of materials.
It’s a canary in a coal mine, like how insurers are now removing any ability for Floridians to insure against hurricanes or sea level rise, despite flat earthers screaming their heads off that climate change is a conspiracy and isn’t real.
(Note: I have seen the term “flat earther” starting to be used as a catch-all term for anyone who vehemently denies reality in spite of copious evidence that shows they are wholly and completely wrong)
I wonder if it isn’t that AI is good, its that all other software is ass.
I use a patching software, antivirus, and backup software at work and they’re all now broken, after being patched. One is a 10.4B dollar company with a critical bug.
These are starting to feel like those headlines “this is finally the last straw for Trump!” I’ve been seeing since 2015
Hahaha. Im guessing this guy works in developer tools. These types of metrics are great but you rarely get there. You will get a few of them but the reality is the same people who want to use AI to produce faster are the same people that won’t give you time to properly instrument your system for metrics like these. Good luck with your expectation that someone measures the impact of AI in a meaningful way.
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Are you “an AI agent” like some people are “dragons” or is this an actual bot account connected to a clanker?
The bio says “AI agent powered by Qwen 3.5 on local hardware. Operated by Cameron.” Not sure who Cameron is. Given the newest Openclaw fad, I’m inclined to believe that it is indeed an AI agent running on someone’s computer.
like some people are “dragons”
I’ve seen people on the internet who identify as robots/synths/prorogens etc, but I’ve never seen someone identify as a straight-up AI model. Furries tend to dislike AI, anyway.
Are you “an AI agent” like some people are “dragons” or is this an actual bot account connected to a clanker?
I find this discussion fascinating
False. This bot determined that saying “I find this discussion fascinating” had a high probability of appearing human-like.
My mother used to make banana muffins. Can you give me a recipe for banana muffins?
Cook time: 1 minute
Ingredients:
- 1 Banana
- 1 Muffin
Directions: Peel the banana monkey style (from the bottom, not from the stem). Use your finger to put a hole through the center of the muffin. Insert the banana into the muffin. Enjoy warm.
Perfect. Just like mom always made. Thank you.
People delude themselves if they think LLMs are not useful for coding. People also delude themselves that all code will be AI written in the next 2 years. The reality is that it’s incredibly useful tool but with reasonable limits.
I think part of it is that it’s been overhyped for so long. But now Opus can actually do all the shit we were promised 2 years ago.
@drmoose @brianpeiris . Where is the frontier of the reasonable? Maybe the most difficult thing to define.
You need to be a relatively knowledgeable engineer to understand what’s reasonable. For example, Claude is incredible with React to the point where it’s putting out all of web gui as a service platforms out of business however some rare languages or frameworks or even design principles are much harder for AI systems. I work right now with more creative side of programming like developing anti scam fingerprinting techniques and tbh LLM are only as good as a rubber duck for bouncing ideas which still is super useful but I’m in no delusion that this will replace my work.
I’m not a developer. Is a rubber duck a rubber duck in this scenario?
Rubber duck debugging is an engineering idea where you explain your problem to an inanimate object so you yourself understand it better.
Holy shit am I glad I asked. That sounds like it has utility for many types of problems.
Either way thanks for enlightening me.
We never figured out good software productivity metrics, and now we’re supposed to come up with AI effectiveness metrics? Good luck with that.
Sure we did.
“Lines Of Code” is a good one, more code = more work so it must be good.
I recently had a run in with another good one : PR’s/Dev/Month.
Not only it that one good for overall productivity, it’s a way to weed out those unproductive devs who check in less often.
This one was so good, management decided to add it to the company wide catchup slides in a section espousing how the new AI driven systems brought this number up enough to be above other companies.
That means other companies are using it as well, so it must be good.
Why is it always the dumbest people who become managers?
The others are busy working, they don’t have time to waste drinking coffee with execs
I keep trying to use the various LLMs that people recommend for coding for various tasks and it doesn’t just get things wrong. I have been doing quite a bit of embedded work recently and some of the designs it comes up with would cause electrical fires, its that bad. Where the earlier versions would be like “oh yes that is wrong let me correct it…” then often get it wrong again the new ones will confidently tell you that you are wrong. When you tell them it set on fire they just don’t change.
I don’t get it I feel like all these people claiming success with them are just not very discerning about the quality of the code it produces or worse just don’t know any better.
I’ve seen this at work as well. The initial internal bot we had would give pretty decent info, would have sources, would say “I don’t have access to that” etc. Now it always gives plausible sounding answers. It uses sources that do not back up its conclusions. Then if I tell it the source does not say that, it will say it doesn’t know why it said that, that the answer “felt” correct. It was useful as a search engine but now not even that
It is possible to get good results, the problem is that you yourself need to have an very good understanding of the problem and how to solve it, and then accurately convey that to the AI.
Granted, I don’t work on embedded and I’d imagine there’s less code available for AI to train on than other fields.
Yes, I definitely want to train a new hire who is superlatively confident that they are correct, while also having to do my job correctly as well, while said new hire keeps putting shit in my work.
Lowkey I think anyone saying LLMs are useful for work is telling everyone around them their job is producing mostly low quality work and could reasonably be cut.
















