• Smug_Marmot@lemmy.zip
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    “Agent, we have a new assignment for you.”

    “Yes, sir, what will it be this time? Another terrorist group trying to ship in illegal weaponry?”

    “Uh, well… It’s more related to the internet.”

    “Ah, I see, sir. Will this be like the time I infiltrated that human trafficking communication network?”

    “No… Some people on the internet, uh, hurt Mr. Patel’s feelings…”

    “No problem sir, I will take them… wait, what did you say?”

    “You need to create a twi… an ‘X’ account and reply to those who say mean things to Mr. Patel.”