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  • but there can’t be to many people out there that love science and think the FBI would be the best place to study/learn cool new things

    On a serious note, in the past few decades, the government has gone to great lengths to attract people like that into these agencies. In the earlier 2000’s, the government realized it had a significant lack of talent compared to the private sector when it came to technology and especially cyber security. The government has a lot of close connections with the private sector, but also worked to directly attract talent too including allowing more competitive salaries or benefits.

    Years ago there were a ton of articles talking about how the FBI had wanted to do away with the federal drug testing requirements when it came to marijuana, because it prevented them from recruiting certain groups.


  • “Agent, we have a new assignment for you.”

    “Yes, sir, what will it be this time? Another terrorist group trying to ship in illegal weaponry?”

    “Uh, well… It’s more related to the internet.”

    “Ah, I see, sir. Will this be like the time I infiltrated that human trafficking communication network?”

    “No… Some people on the internet, uh, hurt Mr. Patel’s feelings…”

    “No problem sir, I will take them… wait, what did you say?”

    “You need to create a twi… an ‘X’ account and reply to those who say mean things to Mr. Patel.”