• Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is the dotcom bubble on steroids. These chat bots have a low barrier of entry. The hardware shortage is the only reason they can charge charge excessive amount for access.

    In 10 years your phone will be able to run ChatGPT locally. They know this and it’s why they need to sell everyone on these models constantly improving but cannot provide metrics that satisfy anyone who isn’t all-in.

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    3 hours ago

    Heads up, AI related bonds are imploding. Taking the entire bond market with it perhaps. There is a very real chance of a recession very soon.

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        Ya ordinary people have been broke since before covid, but that’s their problem. But when the stock market tanks, it’s everyone’s problem and we are all in this together.

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    People really feel some type of way if you’re not impressed with AI. But it just isn’t useful enough for day to day and makes up stuff along with being destructive to the planet.

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    So what is up with the duck?

    Not sure with the ball either but seems to me it is a bit folk loreish in the US for some reason.

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    Also almost any package manager.

    Just use dependencies if you don’t want to bother with writing a parser library! You don’t need to ask AI every time for an XML parser every time you need to touch XML! (Personally I try my best to not touch it outside of text formatting needs, where XML actually excels at, it’s poopy at data storage you otherwise could use INI, TOML, JSON, or whatever other languages.)

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    9 hours ago

    And at least 60% of AI could be done in a lounge on a cocktail napkin, without a subscription.

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    yeah, but the problem is that the world isn’t made for people who can use rubber ducks, magic 8 balls, wikipedia and good notes apps.

    the world is made for the people that need the obnoxious laugh track and a person reacting to an Instagram reel, otherwise they don’t know how to feel.

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      That’s why before any job interview I put a bluetooth speaker in my pocket. Then when I’m about to walk into the room where I’m being interviewed I play a sound file. 5 seconds of silence, followed by a studio audience reaction of when the hot person enters the room.

      You know the one.

      Hot person enters through the doorway, says 1 sentence, and pauses because the audience is about to lose their shit going WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! for 3 seconds. Then the actor says the line again, and continues with more that the one sentence.

      So as I’m opening the door, I hit play, walk through the door.

      “Hi, I’m here for the interview…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hi, I’m here for the interview. Here’s my resume.”

      “What was that?”

      “Oh, that was just the studio audience reacting to the arrival of the main character in your story.”

      So far it hasn’t worked. But I still get the ego boost!

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          If he doesn’t, he could always start. He has changed the deal. Pray that he doesn’t change it further.

          Because when darth vader brings princess leia on the deathstar, she looks around. What does she see? Nothing but open space. There’s nowhere for her to run. What’s she gonna do? Say no?

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      I was interested in this really hot chick, but what ground me down and made me lose interest was that she would not stop sending me these videos… Top 50% of the video somebody would be telling a conspicuously fake “funny” story, on the bottom half of the video was the SAME person but pretending to gut-laugh on a 3 second loop. Omfg… She was an 11 out of 10 but I just couldn’t take it. I cannot pretend I find these things funny.

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          I was okay with ignoring and replying LOL to them all

          But what I was not okay with was the alleged humor content repeatedly later coming up in personal conversation

          She would reference something from some reel that had critical impact on her, and it would go over my head because of course I had not watched it. “But you replied LOL” 😮‍💨

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    19 hours ago

    industry spend

    Remember, when you’re off the car lot, you have to drop the salesbrochad jargon. It’s ‘spending’ .