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sanitation@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Trump’s Mysterious Bulge Sparks Wild Speculation

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump’s Mysterious Bulge Sparks Wild Speculation

www.thedailybeast.com

sanitation@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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A strange shape bulging out of Trump’s backside has turned the president’s rear into a riddle.
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    It’s a diaper. Because he shits himself.

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      Lol so mysterious

    • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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      The man shit himself on TV. We’ve seen the videos of people reacting to it.

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      He’s been eating tacos. Ol’ Donny Diarhea loves his tacos.

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        And he loves Taylor farms

    • Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip
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      A square diaper?

      • kewjo@lemmy.world
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        he wears a bullet proof vest over it

    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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      This really isn’t talked about enough. It should be EVERYWHERE.

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    Shitter’s full

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    I once knew these two guys who went to the beach, wearing Speedos, and the dumb one says, “How are we going to meet girls at the beach?” And the other says “You just put a potato in your Speedos, and that will attract the girls.” So the dumb guy goes in the restroom to place the potato, and when he comes out, this friend says “NO! You’re supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!”

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    notices bulge…

    uWu

    • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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      I can’t believe I’m saying this. But please don’t uWu a mentally disabled dictator.

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        I’m just as disappointed in myself as you are.

        • UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world
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          Shame. 🔔

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          Don’t worry I would have done it if you hadn’t. My brain is also broken.

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    Exo Skelton for long standing and walking for the elderly.

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      Chair pants. Todd from Jury Duty was right.

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        Pilko Pump Pants

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    Minion: “Sir, we’ve got you this box of dietary supplements which should help with your… digestive issues”

    Trump: *takes box and starts to loosen belt*

    Minion: Sir, you’re meant to open the box and take the sachets out, they’re for adding to your food, sir"

    Trump: “Who’s the President?”

    Minion: “You are, sir”

    Trump: “I’m President, so I know how to use these”

    Minion: “Yes, sir, putting the whole box down the back of your pants is definitely the correct way to use them, sir”

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    Seriously… this guy does enough shit to give him hell for, idk why people would talk about something like this. To me it simply looks like he’s got something in his back pocket…

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      Like what? An encyclopedia set?

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    If people ever be talking about my bulge I hope it’s at least in front part of my pants.

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    It’s his fat being pushed out by a bullet proof vest.

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    BBL paid for by AIPAC

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      He’s chilling with BBL Drizzy

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    It depends who you ask…

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    Archive link so you don’t have to sign in: https://archive.ph/Uc63W

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