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    4 days ago

    Minion: “Sir, we’ve got you this box of dietary supplements which should help with your… digestive issues”

    Trump: *takes box and starts to loosen belt*

    Minion: Sir, you’re meant to open the box and take the sachets out, they’re for adding to your food, sir"

    Trump: “Who’s the President?”

    Minion: “You are, sir”

    Trump: “I’m President, so I know how to use these”

    Minion: “Yes, sir, putting the whole box down the back of your pants is definitely the correct way to use them, sir”