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minus-squarefakeman_pretendname@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoMinion: “Sir, we’ve got you this box of dietary supplements which should help with your… digestive issues” Trump: *takes box and starts to loosen belt* Minion: Sir, you’re meant to open the box and take the sachets out, they’re for adding to your food, sir" Trump: “Who’s the President?” Minion: “You are, sir” Trump: “I’m President, so I know how to use these” Minion: “Yes, sir, putting the whole box down the back of your pants is definitely the correct way to use them, sir”
Minion: “Sir, we’ve got you this box of dietary supplements which should help with your… digestive issues”
Trump: *takes box and starts to loosen belt*
Minion: Sir, you’re meant to open the box and take the sachets out, they’re for adding to your food, sir"
Trump: “Who’s the President?”
Minion: “You are, sir”
Trump: “I’m President, so I know how to use these”
Minion: “Yes, sir, putting the whole box down the back of your pants is definitely the correct way to use them, sir”