Oh I see delusions starting to repeat themselves. Probably going to start going on about injecting bleach again any day now
Let’s hope Trump will be under Greenland’s control instead. :P
- “Are you sure I should say this, sir?”
- “Yes, comrade.”
Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?
Wrong.
Half the time it’s that and the other half it’s dementia.
(Hopefully had you on the first half :) )
He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I’m such a nice person that because of that, I’ll assume he’s perfectly healthy.
he also said…
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Iran would take 2 weeks
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Gas prices would be cheaper
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The economy would be better
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he was a “stable genius”
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Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history
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he’s not a pedophile
And he’s 0-6 on all those.
But he can still start a war
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Great news for Greenland. A trump “guarantee” is typically the assurance of the opposite
Trump can’t even control his bowels, let alone Iran.
Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.
I’m reasonably confident that if trump actually gave the order it would probably result in a military coup. He’s not popular with the generals after he got them all together, pulling many of them from assignments overseas, just to insult them for no readily apparent reasons.
Fuck yeah, let’s go! The system designed and controlled by literal Nazis after operation paperclip? Fucking end it yesterday!!
Edit: not big fans of history around these parts, I see.
hey tankie, suck my barrel
Yanks, can you do something about this guy or what?
I am SOO fucking sorry man. I country is turning into a real pile of shit and I absolutely hate every second of it.
Ye…the boys and girls who shouted for years that they were the vanguard of democracy ánd who for years complained that people of Iran, China and Russia should ‘rise up’ and ‘get rid’ of their tyrannic leaders are now more willing than any other people to throw their hands up and surrender in the face of the dumbest, most incompetent autocrat that has ever risen to power.
In fact, the US is one of the few countries in the world where average citizens can legally own an automatic rifle or organize a militia and literally no one has tried to wrestle power from him including the supposed opposition party. Think about it; dozens of kids and teachers get blown away by crazed teen shooters each year. Thousands die from armed robberies and murders committed with firearms.
And the reason they never banned that crap is because of an almost sacred right to defend yourself from tyrannic rule. So, if you’re not going to do that, why even have firearms in the first place?!
Yes, but only if the world takes Trump seriously when he makes threats.
I cannot overstate how dangerous the TACO Trump Always Cowards Out mentality is because what makes Trump so dangerous is he is too much of a coward to back down.
Europe is throwing the world into chaos by ignoring this reality.
You’re seriously trying to blame Europe for Trump?
That’s a new one for me.
No, I am blaming Europe for appeasing Trump like he isn’t pushing as hard as he can for WW3.
Can we do something about the yanks?
Just let the death of the US play out.
Its currently like letting an ancient guy with dementia, anger issues, and health problems drive a semi down the highway, the death is coming but it’d be nice if someone could step in and prevent bystanders from being injured/killed.
He’s not coming up with shit on his own, there is a whole league of horrible people behind making these decisions
What could the world do if the only ones who can save the bystanders is the ancient guy sitting in the passenger seat egging the driver on.
America could have started by not putting him in the truck a second time.
Sorry. A lot of people thought Harris was just as bad and don’t like elections. Also, the quality of marksmanship has gone down significantly.
For a country obsessed with guns everyone is a lousy shot. Unless it’s a school.
He’ll try but it won’t be given willingly and Bibi won’t let him try and take it. If he tries he will fail
heh. no.
TACO
Now that he’s provided a timeline I know the loser won’t do it
Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.
When he finally does die they’ll refuse to admit it for about three months and just sort of Weekend at Bernie’s him. Will probably try and pass off a bunch of unconvincing AI video as evidence of his aliveness.
I dont know. I think noone would believe hes still alive if he doesnt show some presence for more than a day, given how much of an attention whore he is. Remember when he had COVID and had to show off driving around?
If I were Denmark, I’d be producing a f*%k-ton of naval drones and missiles.
We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).
WTF

Have to give it to him, guy is a peak shitposter
He would be so funny if he wasn’t a sex pest and given the key to the diabetes kingdom
Credit where credit is due: he’s getting a lot of inspiration straight from his diaper.








