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So, it does work.
I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike
How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.
Oh, they’re all very aware. That’s why they’re building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.
Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.
Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.
Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust
Like they said, concrete the doors first.
What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.
“Nuclear waste disposal is not a significant problem.” Glad you said that, Mr. CEO.
That is a great point. Also glyphosate, pesticides and lead
I’m ok with them running out because then we can enjoy a slower more satisfying departure
But, really – who cares? Let them live out their pathetic lives in their sealed-off bunkers. As long as they never come out, who cares what they do in there? Let them live for decades in their coward-hole. Give them plenty of time to think about the decisions that led to this. Until, finally, their food runs out, their servants murder them, or they run into a medical issue that they don’t have supplies to fix. And then the bunker becomes their tomb. And nobody will notice or care when they die, because to the rest of the world, they’re already dead.
Yes by why miss the opportunity to spray glyphosate, pesticides, lead and nuclear byproducts into their drinking water and air intake systems. We’d just be returning the favor
They can still exercise power from a bunker, because somehow, no matter how awfully they behave, there are always plenty of people who will do their bidding.
Those people will need to be dealt with
New chant, “You say bunker, we say guillotine!”
“You say bunker, we say grave!”
Fits the whole “concrete on concrete” theme better imo.
Bunkers will have ventilation shafts. Would be a shame if someone shit down it.
How the hell was I supposed to know it was the ventilation shaft for a secret bunker!? I see a hole in the woods, I shit in the hole. I’m a simple man.
I mean, you don’t need to believe you’re evil to understand that everyone else believes you’re evil. He probably thinks he’s right and it’s everyone else who is wrong.
No, they know their the bad guys, and they’re okay with it.
I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.
If another revolution were to happen in France, the railway unions, who have mobile sausage grill trolleys that roll along tram tracks to feed protest marchers, would presumably be entrusted with guillotine logistics
Wait, are you implying …guillotine output->sausage grill input? O.o
Eat the rich. In a bun. With mustard an onions.
Billionaire On A Bun. Doesn’t get any better than that!
(Well, it doesn’t get any better than that until Trillionaire Toast is back on the menu.)
I was referring to the utility of railway tracks for transporting bulky objects when one has the means to use them. And if grills, then why not guillotines?
Were the revolution to take the idea of eating the rich literally, one could attach a woodchipper behind the guillotine in place of the traditional basket. Though eating unpopular rulers may be more a Dutch tradition than a French one.
Hey it was just the one time!
It’s a train, you can have as many cars as you want.
It’s too small, it won’t have any drop speed. It needs to be much taller.
I don’t have a problem with needing to raise it multiple times per use.
Brutal 🫣
It’s reusable, that’s the point
It’s like a low flow toilet, you may have to cycle it a few times, but it’ll get shit done.
This guy sciences.
Sufficient for genitalia.
It’s so chic! I really thought I already had all my E-bike accessories figured out, but there really is always more to buy with any hobby, turns out.
Needs some bagels
Classic Oregonian wit for you
What a little bitch. That’s a half scale model.
What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he’s afraid of? You couldn’t slice a sandwich with that little thing.
Hé is not used to people pushing back. Most capitalist can’t get one guy in their face. So their hire people to insulate them.
It’s for his dick
Or need several attempts to cut through. I say there’s only one way to know for sure!
‘It’s not the size of the guillotine, it’s the keenness of the blade.’ -Macchiaveli or Abraham Lincoln, Probably.
MORE OF EXACTLY THIS PLEASE
The People of Salem be like:
Yes. Make them scared. Show them they’re just one very mortal individual, and that we are many, many more.
With a neck like that, the executioner won’t have any problems at all.
More CEOs need to fear for their lives.
ALL of them.
Invest in guillotines and guillotine services companies. Growth industry for sure.
That’s it. I’m building my own guillotine trailer
Like ops pic, bicycle powered so very good for the environment.
Please open source the designs.
Guillotine and guillotine accessories
And he has the perfect head for it too. Like, its the perfect shape and everything.
A human sized dickhead going into a giant vagina with a meat cleaver in it…It’s like they were meant for each other.
And a mobile guillotine hauled by a bicycle is the greenest shit ever.
So when are we going to start popping these big juicy white heads? I’m starving.
A neck like that must make executioners drool.
A device like this can be used to cut delicious, cold watermelon, pineapples, and other fruits for serving to protesters, on hot summer days. We’re getting more hot summer days recently, as it happens.
A fully functional one can be built by a handyman using basic tools in a garage workshop in a day. Everything you need can be found at your local homecenter store.
Here’s a video of such a fruit cutter in action: https://youtu.be/CJvIzsxmnBY
Bringing a guillotine to a protest merely to show it off and make a statement is a great way to have blackshirts (also known as the police) harassing you about making “terroristic threats”.
Cutting fruit with it sends the same message, while also demonstrating that the device actually works and is not for show. And you have a legitimate reason for having it. What, officer? I’m not threatening anyone with this. This is a watermelon-cutting machine.
OSHA might show up too.
Isnt that for work places?
No, I mean to watch.
Oh, I thought you meant OSHWA :(
Are the designs copy left?
I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️
Love y’all (and glory to Salem).
