Give a man a pointy stick, and when no-one is looking he will draw a cock and balls in the ground.

What happens when a group of men have pointy sticks and no-one is looking? Well, clearly we already know.

Yet, you’re cheering on this shit show? You’re either seriously damaged, or a troll. Which is it?

Dear me. Comparing you to a pair of short planks wouldn’t be doing the wood justice.

History, both recent and ancient, repeatedly demonstrates the fact if you give a politician power, they’ll use it to attempt to gain more power, or at least to prevent loss of power, perceived or otherwise.

Because handing power like that to politicians has never bitten anyone hard in the arse before, right?

Muppet.