It’s towing their ego and the public roads are their racetrack.

On a sidenote, ashole-ing your way to inner peace sounds like a philosophy I can get behind.

“Hey! Wanna see my new truck? It’s got a 7.8-liter eng–”

“What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

“Wha-- oh, I don’t know.”

[Smack]

“Geez, I thought you Buddhists were supposed to be peaceful!”

“You’re probably thinking of Mahayana Buddhism.”

“Well, what’re you?”

“Asshole-yana. Do not disturb my serenity. You’ve been warned.”