He means the car looking sidewalk.


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Where I live there would be paint scratches and flat tires on that car. Probably twisted/broken windshield wipers as well.
I don’t know if I can fit there. Hmm, maybe if I take my keys out of my pocket and hold them in my hand while squeezing through.
How I comment:
1st offence: bag of dogshit on the car
2nd offence: no more bag, just shit
Maybe there are apps that can help you report this to the community for handing out tickets.
I don’t know, but generally if you find something on the side walk you may be able to keep it?
I like this one. I’ll steal it with pride
When I lived in New York, I would have to regularly buy new keys because I would wear them out on how many cars I scratch the fuck up for doing this exact thing.
If you are not keying every car and slashing every tire, every time you see a motherfucker do this, you’re wasting your time. These assholes have to learn their lessons in a very expensive way, or they will continue to do this.
A car with a broken window can still move out of the way. Slashed tires park it in the way for longer.
The cars parked on the side of the road scratched the fuck out of my dog stroller
India. It sucks to live here. 😪
Imported European car or do you have blue strips on the license plates there too?
As long as the number plate colours are correct (black on white for private, black on yellow for transport) you can have any style of number plate.
You can even mention which caste/community you belong to.
No one gives a fuck.
You can get plates with Euro-style blue stripes
bmw/mercedes drivers are the douchiest people owning these cars.
It’s got EU plates, but that truck in the background has Indian plates, I think. So not only is the driver a twat and their car a twatmobile, they also dragged it a quarter of the way around the world to show it off. But if I’m not mistaken, that’s a 320-series which is a nice car but definitely not a car worth dedicating that much effort to, so they’re also a twat with an overstuffed sense of how cool their twatmobile is.
It has Indian plates (newer Indian plates can look like EU plates sometimes). This was taken in Bangalore
Brave to park like that when so many carry pocket knives and loose stones are so prevalent.
“How unfortunate you parked here on a day when it was raining bricks…”
I really needed to get through that narrow opening with my bike. Might have touched thr paintjob a bit. Sue me.
They will have to find you first. Make sure they don’t.
hmmm if pedestrians have the right of way, does that mean i can walk on top of this car?
I have to assume the owner expected such behavior parking on a sidewalk.
I “accidentally” walk close to the car and maybe my jean button unfortunately may touch the car. Ooops😂
Simple answer no, you could go past it and if it was damaged in the process that really wouldn’t be your fault and they would have to go to civil court to try to deal with it. Walking over it is pretty likely to be taken as property damage and you at the very least get cited out if not taken before a magistrate.
Probably true but also incredibly unfair. Some people simply get away with ignoring rules and as the person trying to find a creative way to pay retribution you have to worry about legal consequences.
I’m happy there’s an app to report such things where I live. Never know if anything happens but at least it feels like I have done something.
Worth it.
thats a great point!
I would (and have) walk past it while my key scratches the car front to back as I walk past.
Oopsie-daisy!
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