Want or need?

Always the question.

Your going to have to disect the lab rat live, fresh from the dumpster.

The morning riot used 2 more mags than usual.

Alternate #1: your pickup truck’s steel bumper.

Alternate #2: your cousins Oxy-acc torch

Alternate #3: bricks. Lots of bricks.

Drive thru bullet stores?

Leave your lights on for us, before you turn them off.

England still claims 10% of American stupidity as debt service.

Will they market them to kids like cigarettes?

Surge pricing.

Remember when RoboCop dispensed bullets to anyone that did not show ID?

Set - interesting, kinda austere, bright.

Setting - Trump’s 2nd Cabinet plotting a facist rewrite of the Constitution your dad and uncle died trying to protect.

Kennedy is not looking forward to the cabinet mushroom trip.

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters