Regulation? I think you mean “guillotines”…

Bingo.

Either support the device until the heat death of the universe, or provide consumers with the access to maintain it themselves.

I mean, it’s far more engaging and a bit more compassionate than most of my teachers…

The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

They’re halfway there already.