Call me crazy, but I’d actually like some more “regular every-day people” to be representing their constituents in congress. Granted, there are a lot of shitty regular every-day people, Tommy Tuberville as an example.

It would be impressive! The first and only “secretary of war” to get impeached for starting an illegal (since it’s taken so long) not-war. It would make him so sad to never get to have the war he’s dreamed of, and I’m here for it.

I know I deserve healthcare, but I just don’t think I should have to pay for everybody else because they’re a bunch of freeloaders. -Republicans