Boondoggle. What’s the hullabaloo about this tomfoolery? It’s all gobbledygook to me.

Why are you telling me which states have no data?

I thought this was about corn?

Oops

Sell me a dumb car.

You could accidentally create new conspiracies, that people legitimately believe.

Remember Stephen Colbert’s satire? Conservatives loved him.

Satire of something already completely outlandish is problematic.