Hell yeah. Hey everyone! This dude switched to paper straws! We can all get private jets now!

Yeah it’s not a new playbook…

In 60 years, they’ll say the same about something else we all use. Not just the obvious like plastic, something we genuinely think is awesome right now.

Not likely. People knew in 1921 when, tetraethyl lead was being added to gasoline, that it was extremely hazardous. They just, as is the style, got bought out by lobbyists.

Thomas Midgley Jr. was one of the worst people in history, maybe accidentally, maybe not.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/one-man-disaster-scientist-who-36285595

Narrator: It won’t.