Microslop is going to spend 2026 improving Windows 11. It comes after Windows update quality issues and complaints about the operating system.
By the time they fix it, it’ll be Windows 12. We see the pattern over and over again, but this time they tried strong arming people onto 11. Those people aren’t going back.
Windows 11.1
Reminds me of Vault 111, where the overseer is the friendly dictator that knows best and should never be questioned. Seems like a fitting version number
It should not be hard to browse local files on a computer.
Why are you using local files when you have a cloud???!
-Microsoft
Thanks. I think I just puked in my mouth.
“Everything will be a service. You will own nothing. You will accept this reality”
You will not just accept, you will embrace. You will feel cold and empty when you taste freedom, for you will not understand it or know what to do with it.
I mean, kind of. Not owning anything or being able to do what we want with our PCs will really free up a lot of time for other hobbies such as hunting billionaires for sport.
remote wipes ur db of billionaire addresses
… but it was already too late. They alienated their users completely and Linux is soooo nice.
I guess I have to thank MS for pushing me into using Linux Mint. And I love it.
They were so successful in pushing, I installed Linux Mint on my 3 PCs, laptop, wife’s laptop and friends laptops. Not a single complaint so far (it’s been about a year).
I prefer to use Linux. Arch Linux.
You dropped this:
Btw
No one is impressed by arch users.
I’m impressed. He uses arch
How often do they clean install? ;)
it’s a joke dum dum
Hey Satya, just give us Win10 back and fuck off, you bald fraud.
We have that. It’s called Linux
I use both Windows and Ubuntu/Mint for personal use, WSL for personal dev environment (because MS SQL Server on Docker limits what I do), Ubuntu/Redhat for dev/test/prod environments.
I like Linux but it can be a hassle with little things so Windows.
Nah, windows 10 was still sluggish spyware/adware.
I would only ever consider switching back to windows if they updated windows 7 with the latest kernel/security updates.
No apps, ads, ai, or shitty UI frameworks.
A functioning offline-only search, a cohesive/responsive UI, and control over if/when updates get installed.
Thought about that but some newer storage and network connections may not be supported.
Good luck with that - you would need to scrap the entire operating system.
And a lot of leadership and investors
There was a theory that Microsoft could just release a Linux distro with a first party windows skin on it
If planned obsolescence wasn’t a concern this would be a decent way to improve - use the Linux kernel, ported or recreated interface and a compatibility layer for games or whatever it is that keeps people on Windows.
They can’t scrap their whole operating system: the only thing keeping people on Windows is its backwards compatibility.
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in their turd prison
Ooohh wow, they are? I’m so happy about that, I can’t wait to get my hands on their turd and be told what to do and be limited to only their wishes and pay them through the nose!
I mean who wouldn’t want to work with a vibe coded piece of shit that can only run on the most expensive hardware? Who wouldn’t trust a company who left security holes open for half a year causing the US government to be hacked by China, just because they didn’t wanted to look bad nad potentially lose money?
The company that constantly non stop has done everything to get themselves more money, at the cost of software quality l, consumer sanity and everything good since it’s founding some 5 decades ago is now telling me they really do care about me? The company that wants to add advertising into fucking basic software like operating systems juuuuust to squeeze some more money out of decades old products, that wants to monitor your every move so they can use and sell your data, wants … Me? They real care about me, the end user?
Go get pounded by a bag of umbrella dicks you motherfuckers
Too late for me. But thanks for telling me my computer wasn’t good enough for Win 11 and forcing me to install Linux. It was a breeze, and computing is fun again.
and computing is fun again.
I agree 100%. I’ve been trying to put my finger on why.
Maybe it’s because using Linux doesn’t feel adversarial?
Maybe it’s because Tux Racer comes pre-installed with some distros and brings a whole vibe?
Maybe it’s the software center that prominently displays a warning for anything that isn’t completely free in either price or freedom?
The Linux Software Center feels like my happy memories of getting to spend $5.00 in a 10 cent candy shop.
Maybe it’s because it is where many librarians, educators and free thinker gather, and their fingerprints are on everything?
Sorry for the random walk comment. I just keep thinking I should figure out the elevator pitch for why Linux feels more fun.
good luck with that.
Already switched to Linux… super happy with it.
Great, so windows 9 is going to come out?
I would genuinely laugh so fucking hard
Windows 8 .1 was effectively Windows 9.
See and this is why they are losing so much trust, even a child can tell you its 7, 8, 9, 10 and not 7, 8, 8.1, 10
Hey Microslop use Cortana to replace your shit CEO and the whole C-Suite
And people in hell want ice water.
