Donald Trump wants the Navy to rip out an electromagnetic launch system and replace it with a steam one.

Once again, the dimwitted President has gone full Juggalo.

  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    This mother fucker said magnets stop working in the water and are therefore a stupid thing to put on a boat.

    This can’t be my original timeline. This is the demented rantings of an old man. But he happens to be the fucking president…

    Fuck this.

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      2 hours ago

      The timeline split in 2000.

      Man I wish I was in the other one and Bush wasn’t able to steal the election from Gore.

      They must have it good over there.

      FUUUCK

      Still haunted by hanging chads. Fuck

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        26 minutes ago

        Maybe if we do large amounts of LSD, there could still be a way to switch timelines back to the good one…

        It’s a slim hope, but… worth a shot?