Donald Trump wants the Navy to rip out an electromagnetic launch system and replace it with a steam one.

Once again, the dimwitted President has gone full Juggalo.

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    2 hours ago

    Maybe if we do large amounts of LSD, there could still be a way to switch timelines back to the good one…

    It’s a slim hope, but… worth a shot?

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      23 minutes ago

      I dunno man…I’ve been truly puddled a number of times since 2000. I started going to Burning Man in 2003 and I can assure you no amount of LSD will allow you slip into a proper timeline. We just fucked.

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        17 minutes ago

        Yeah, I was mostly joking. I didn’t even notice your username till just now. Funny.

        But back when I was still “spiritual”, the thing that kept me going back for more salvia-induced terror was a belief that it would help me hop over to a different universe or dimension if I could just figure out how to do it right. I was desperate for a new isekai life. In hindsight it was delusional, but hey you know how they say it took Edison a thousand tries to get the lightbulb right…

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          11 minutes ago

          Funny shit my friend, gotta say…fuck salvia. Man that shit is truly dissociative, it made me so uncomfortable. Only did it once and had no desire to ever go back.

          I’ve definitely been to other dimensions and pretty much grateful for always coming back, even with this fucked timeline.