Jim Jordan, the rapist protector? The Jim Jordan that protected the rapist OSU coach? That Jim Jordan?
Yes, that Jim Jordan who gaslit the victims of abuse and their families and then lied to the investigators to cover up his shame of enabling SA.
Yeah, that Jim Jordan. If you want someone to lie to the American people, Jim Jordan, SA enabler is your man.
Gym Jordan. Yep, that’s the one
Well, he’s good at protecting rapists so, I mean, I can see why they chose him
Gym Jordan
At least that makes it clear how the Republican party is going to handle the next two years. They’re going to obstruct and delay, same as they always have. There won’t be any reckoning or attempting to reform or do better. At least not from within.
Not that I expected that, but I’ve heard some people suggest that they might play ball a little and at least sacrifice some people like Hegseth and RFK Jr. That seems even less likely now.
And soon we will hear loud cries about how high the federal deficit suddenly mysteriously got, and how the Democrats should fix it.

Love how the Republicans are like “we didn’t learn a damn thing from the election” fuck these fascist fucks
Six hours of repudiating Trump, then right back to the anus. Just like Jan 6.
Oh barf
This doesn’t exactly make sense…
Did they let people who are almost out office vote? Did the few incoming Republicans get to vote?
It’s just weird to be doing it now.
wait, does that mean between now and next year, that Gym Jordan is 3rd in line to the presidency?
No, because Mike Johnson is still House Speaker. Gym will become Minority Leader next year.
Oh, I guess I should have opened and read it. I heard Mike stepped down so assumed this was for now.
He stepped down from being House Minority Leader next year.
Oh God damnit… That is exactly the kind of shit we’d have happen in this shit timeline…
Trump dies (woohoo!)
JD gets into some couch related accident (ewww…)
Gym Jordan becomes the new dicktater
Donʻt stop your opponents when they are in the middle of making a mistake.
Let’s see what the inside of his skull looks like!






