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- usa@midwest.social
This is the first time in over two decades that the US has rejected OSCE participation in a federal election.
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They’re going to cheat? So that’s why Trump says the Iran War will stop after midterms.
How else is he supposed to cheat?
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun
Cows aren’t funThey eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be ate at the hamburger fry
Cows well doneNobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are oneHe hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse TongueHe spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrumsHe mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow punBut then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummedHe was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with gunsThey came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hungKnocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free todayWe will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with gunsThey crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have funSixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dungBlack smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your wayWe will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with gunsThe President said “enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough”
Cow dung flungThe newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on bunsThe cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunnedThe order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppersWe will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with gunsGolly gee. I wonder why?
If that doesn’t tell you the midterms will be diddled with by the orange kiddie diddler, I don’t know what does…
To be clear, the US federal government has not refused international election monitors ever. This policy of allowing international election observers to observe our elections only started in 2002. However, in 2012 Texas and Iowa both threatened international observers with criminal prosecution if they came within 100 feet of polling places.
Conservative terrorists gonna be terrorists.
“If you’ve got nothing to hide…”
Oh, that’s just for the peasants, got it.
it’s fucking bonkers that Trump is practically screaming that he’s going to steal the midterms by any means possible and we’re all just kind of like yeah, whatevs
And SCOTUS won’t hear any cases because he hasn’t actually done anything yet.
Very few were ever taught what to do and how to do it if the government were ever radicalized and performed a hostile fascist takeover feom within. Most were indoctrinated to trust the system to be fair. No one is at all prepared to act, least of all the military.
But yeah, quite a few are just focused on their own little lives and hoping the system just works.
Congress are the true criminals in all this. It was their responsibility to check the balance of power and they failed miserably (and intentionally). Complicit spineless sycophantic fucks. When he finally does succeed in forming the Citizens’ United Democratic Republic of American Sub-States, how many of them do you think will avoid his (literal) axe?
Yeah… international election judges tend to really frown upon being shot to death by the gestapo at the polls. I’m sure trump is just looking out for their best interests. Now, if Americans watching for trump’s slimy underhanded election tricks start getting plugged - he won’t worry at all.
Enjoy the red wave you establishment cunts.
(Not you OP, the wind)
