Yeah I know, just don’t want people getting ideas

And get convicted of fraud when they fuck with someone who has a dashcam or similar alibi. Risky game

I’m sitting here with a messed up and hugely swollen upper lip and half a dozen bandages. But not from tram tracks, just from my bike losing traction on wet painted concrete at 35-40kph and sliding on my face for a good meter or two. Somehow no broken bones or lost teeth. Hooray for helmets.