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Cake day: May 16th, 2026

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  • AI Genie: You have three wishes.

    Person: I wish for a million dollars!

    AI Genie: Granted!

    Person: Ok. Where is it?

    AI Genie: Oh, sorry, I didn’t grant your wish. Please ask again.

    Person: I wish for a million dollars!

    AI Genie: Granted!

    Person: These look like a few old rubles. They’re worthless!

    AI Genie: Yes, you did ask for a million dollars and I gave you worthless rubles. Please wish again and I will try to do better!

    Person: I wish for a million US dollars!

    AI Genie: Granted!

    Person: This is a million-dollar bill signed by George Washington with an image of … Franklin Hubert Lincoln? This isn’t legal tender!

    AI Genie: I’m sorry, you are right. I should have understood you wanted to increase your net worth. Please wish again and I’ll get right.

    Person: I wish for a million US dollars to be deposited into my checking account!

    AI Genie: I’m sorry, you have already used all three of your wishes.