Surely the servers aren’t running on bare metal anyway? So wouldn’t they just keep the virtual servers in ram and destroy them regularly to redeploy from an image? (I have no idea - I was a web dev 20 years ago!)

But it seems like when you have imaginary “computers” that can be regularly destroyed and rebuilt at little cost or hassle, there shouldn’t be much point in trying to capture or examine the actual hardware because all it’s doing is managing virtual machines existing in ram?

Joke succeeded!

WPA stands for “WiFi Protected Access”.

Are Microslop going to rebuild trust by being broken up into smaller companies? Doubtful!