He drinks the botox because he doesn’t trust needles.

Charlie Kirk becoming a gun statistic in the middle of a smarmy comment about gun violence will never not be funny.

Hey, want to know a good way to boost those home ownership numbers even higher?

Dead Russians lmaoooooo 🤣

I think the numbers used to be higher, but they get shipped off to die in Ukraine before the liver disease kicks in.

How many of those owned homes don’t even have a toilet?