Also slimbook! They’re offering similar machines to tuxedo, but my Executive 14 13700 was slightly cheaper than the equivalent Tuxedo Infinity book pro (same clevo laptop base), and dropped the second nvme slot for a full 99Wh battery.

Additionally, I has no problems shipping from Spain to the US.

Look, I know this is an old meme, but I think it checks out:

I really think this could be solved with a trebuchet. The first time a Hisense 55" comes barreling through one of their exec’s windows, with ‘Fuck your Ads’ spray painted on it, they’ll get the message.