If our royal highness Queen Maxima Zorreguieta of the Netherlands falls during the battle of Greenland against the US, I will eat my shoe.

The ones that will magically appear once their new sexy military has been created. Would be a waste to build it all up without using it.

Send her to the frontlines!

(or is it just cheap propaganda to promote militarism)

I‘m also often embarrassed when it turns out, I knowingly appointed a nonce to an important position. so very embarrassing.

Nick Candy and his partner in crime Jonathan White-Van. You’ll never guess what they’re accused of.