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7 days agoI don’t want to be in the center of an ordnance drop. It’s a statement of fact and a way to remember which of the words has an ‘i’ somewhere around the middle.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.


I don’t want to be in the center of an ordnance drop. It’s a statement of fact and a way to remember which of the words has an ‘i’ somewhere around the middle.


I’m in favor of ordnance targeting printers in general.


CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS!


Talking cars were supposed to be wisecracking inanimate sidekicks, not narcs for the insurance company. Stupid present not being any of the good futures we were promised in sci-fi.
Nice thing about being a peasant is the easy access to pitchforks and torches.
The rest is pretty shit though.