OH BULLSHIT.

He clearly looks exactly like Charlie Kelly’s weird uncle from always sunny.

For the record:

Food distribution > Data center

Greg Bozzo = Bozo

Wait, the car show on the white house lawn, months before the ufc fight on the white house lawn, THAT rich asshole’s bullshit government agency? The one he skulked away from suddenly like a cartoon character from the scene of an accident?

See, I have to go outside for my sticks and branches.

But you’ve stumbled into my point out of belligerence; neither of those are “trekking poles” which are dressed up cross country skiing poles that’d cost you $20 - $300 to discover it’s shit and apparently embed itself into your organs.

A boyscout could teach you how to find a fucking decent branch for free.

Since you absolutely must argue this shit(?), I personally feel big box outdoor outfitter camping stores are the culprit in this, and I don’t think any cleanliness was provided to the perforation endured to justify the likelihood of just such an event or extra cost.

What are you? A rep with big shitty aluminum walking pole?

Let’s just assume I was speaking to the other grizzled sorts that can evaluate a walking stick that their grandchildren can use without fear of unintended impalement.

Those fucking poles are overpriced outfitter gear. He’d have probably been better off with a good stick.