he’s referencing Demolition Man, which the article also references with its “everything is named Taco Bell” joke. The movie takes place in the future, where there were “franchise wars” after which Taco Bell won and all food is named after it. The seashells were an esoteric system of personal bathroom hygiene that is never full explained, just a joke about how the future is weird.

LAPD once again proving where their loyalties lie. Shocked pikachu face.

Sorry, Jubilee is run by charlatans. I cant watch em any more.