They sure as fuck don’t need alcohol.

As with most things under this junta, file under “shocking, but utterly unsurprising.”

They should actually serve him whatever the hell a hamburder is.

Ketamine: When you want to fuck kids but not remember it.

This feels more like the Rattenfaenger.

ETA: Shit, that’s not going to make sense domestically. The Pied Piper of (sigh) Hamelin. Der Rattenfaenger von Hameln feels more correct to me.

Leg up and arm out.

Well, at least we’re all on the same page.

I somehow doubt that wording was accidental.

Don’t hold back. How do you really feel?

A ruling that will be ignored and likely overturned at some level of appeal.

As a country, we are in a hole, and all the government can offer is shovels.