Pennywise

Aww, the tool bitches out. Womp womp

Only when you fill them with the right kind of gas.

How does it impact me personally? That’s not really relevant to whether entering the country illegally is, in fact, illegal. We don’t generally decide which laws matter based on whether I personally know the person committing the offense.

So how far do you want to take that argument?

Should we have our private property respected?

Should a home invasion be illegal?

How about personal boundaries(or borders)?

Hmmm? 🤔

If boundaries themselves are inherently illegitimate, what principle tells us which ones we should respect and which ones we shouldn’t?

1995 called, they need you to hack the Gibson over dial-up.

So you agree. It’s a crime.

Looks at 4th wall He even threw in the word illegally!

But you want to split hairs over the severity?

American solipsism™

And free balloons!

Unauthorized immigration is a crime.

Yeah but then they could just get pardoned and then go join ICE.