So I guess it was a bad time to have eaten an entire package of raw cookie dough this week 😅

Yes, but I would argue that “colonist” is a little more precise since the term colonialism is backed by decades of analysis and decolonizing practice, and it precisely fits this phenomenon (although I would prefer “colonizer” rather than “colonist” since “colonize” is a verb and colonialism is actively being pursued, particularly by the subject of the OP).

It’s shit

Don’t join the military, folks! 😆😆😆😆😆

“”“new”“”

What level of capitalism are we on now?

The word “mobile” is really doing some heavy lifting here 😆