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Let me explain things in a manner that you might understand:

In order to reduce the chances of turning into a 🌻, the optimal strategy for all Russian soldiers within Russian borders, is to destroy anything, or anyone who attempts to make them cross the border into Ukraine. The optimal survival strategy for any Russian soldier stuck in Ukraine, is to destroy anything, or anyone that attempts to stop them from returning home.

As it turns out, minding your own business, trying not to be political in Russia turns you into cannon fodder.

If that makes you sad, see what you can do to make Putin fall out a window, and the above survival strategies will be surprisingly bloodless.

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(conservative count).

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These are further signs that the Special Military Operation is going very well.

of course they are, slop boy.

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wiping Palantir off the face of the earth would benefit all of humanity.

Just arrest them on the spot, stuff them into vehicles and whisk them away to secret facilities without due process.

Worst road trip ever.

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