Sally Phillips is only on telly because she’s rich enough not to have to work. The woman is about as funny as sounding with a clownfish

Wonder if she has a camill toe

Any idea how this affects those of us who only use it for random stuff where torrents are too slow or to bypass Rapidshare speed limits?

I’ve been using Kobo for a decade, never had a problem loading any type of file.

The first one I got was crap; the casing fell to bits. They sorted their shit out in the last few years and now I have a Clara E and it’s honestly fantastic

Thanks for letting us know it’s time to block LiveScience

I never thought I’d see the day

When someone writes a poem

The first thing that we say to them

Is “Did you use an LLM?” :(

If a poem neither rhymes nor scans,

Sorry for my spite

It’s no longer poetry

It’s someone talking shite

It’s almost as if you’re not the whom it concerns innit?

An entire country of fucking cowards 😂

I’ve noticed in recent times

Poetry doesn’t rhyme

And even when it can

It doesn’t scan

It’s shit, it’s true

I blame haiku

Definitely don’t Google “2K spray paint” because it’s impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno

Mother I crave vodka. Fetch me my shapka, woman

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol

I was referring to the shitty thumbnail paired with the “sHiTE tHeY dOn’T waNt yOu tO seE”

This is spam, trying to get clicks for a shitty YT channel

Massive problem on Lemmy just now and needs to be stamped out

Article or gtfo

Your not wrong

Oh, the irony

Four seconds of reading Vs a 16 minute video

Mine said I couldn’t upgrade because of the no TPM thing. Turns out it’s just off by default on a lot of mobos.

Secondly, there’s a program called Rufus that can create a bootable flash drive with Windows 11 but removes stuff like the TPM requirements, the need for Microsoft account sign in, all the bad stuff etc

I’d been avoiding it for a year until I learned about Rufus but now that I’ve installed it, you know what? Without all the bloat, it’s a fucking smooth OS. Really excellent multitasking windows and fast too

Lemmy shits on it because “muh Linux” but if you install it right, it’s fucking excellent for the vast, vast majority of people