Just because I want to have sex with a sexy car with nuts on the back doesn’t mean I’m weird.

(Here’s the secret part, I didn’t.)

Yeah? Well, maybe yours is an illusion, but how to you explain all the dodge rams on the road after I bought mine?

This, this is where my hope remains. Not in the protests, not in the solidarity, not in the lobbying, it’s the fact that McShitMyPants is incontinent and incompetent and their whole group cannot help but eat each other.

Cats, if you have them, dogs if not.

Wait, so you’re telling me Dell that you don’t want their new AI laptop? But it’s how those ahead get, uh, behind, or whatever the buzz phrase is now.