You mean being married to Luc Besson?

If only our council houses hadn’t been sold off at a massive discount by Margaret Thatcher. Who is Farage’s favourite politician again? Oh, and who did Shabana Mahmood name as one of her political heroes?

“Cvno doesn’t fuckin’ care!”

Hey, you can’t say that on reddit!

Oh, right.

Mandelson’s human? Well, if Cherie Blair says it, that’s good enough for me.

It might help that Mandelson’s lobbying firm, Global Counsel, had Palantir as a client and set up a meeting with Starmer on their behalf. Obviously I’m not suggesting this wasn’t entirely in the nation’s interest.