I’ve read that this is also compounded by how remote some of the communities in Alaska are - it simply takes longer to collect up all the votes to begin with.

It won’t help prices, but it doesn’t have to. It will generate talking points and sound bites, and as we’ve all seen, that’s all a frightening number of Americans seem to need to be convinced to vote for a con man.

But who knows? Maybe the kayfabe is finally broken?