Hopefully they can be overhauling UI to be much better. Would be cool if they made calls to wider community for UI people to come in to help out

How much further away before we get signing up without phone number?

That’s cool now I want KITT too

Yes a cake!! We can eat that while coming up with more of a plan and- wait good thinking Private we can give them all Linux cake until they become overweight. Once immobilized stuck in a chair then they will have no choice but to use Linux! Even Tux himself would have to see us as the best operatives with this strategy

Its alright Private we’ll just have to add them to the kaboom!! You know I like you Private you got a good head on your shoulders. Reminds me of when I started out. Now, if we can just find out where Tux is.

“Who’s Tux Skipper?” - Private

Whos Tux? He’s our commander Private he’s out there leading all of us penguins in our war and operations in his snazzy suit. We are the forward team here in Madagascar but we have penguins all over the world working together to stop them

In the meantime you know what we gotta do if they find us. Just smile and wave boys smile and wave

What is KITT? If its exact opposite of all this I wanna read/watch it

Haha you’re a funny penguin Rico we can definitely kaboom this whole place after the operation is over. Actually that’s genius, you’re right!! Kawolski get me a schematic on how we can make that kaboom happen within the hour!!

“Skipper I think I have another idea of what we can do” OR “Skipper I have to tell you something” - Private

Yes what is it Private?

Note:

(2 different forks of the conversation from here one cake and one Bill Gates)

That’s very strange… it was reported at 4-5% last year too wasn’t it. Rico, why is it the same percentage as then and why is the acceleration still slow?

Kowalski, status report, what is Linux marketshare at currently?