My guess (emphasis “guess”) is either some contractual bullshit or a result of state law superseding local law.

Of course

unless you unlock it for law enforcements upon request. you will serve lifetime in imprisonment or until you agree to unlock it

I’m like 99% sure that isn’t how that works. Held in contempt of court, maybe, but lifetime imprisonment, doubt it.

See guillotines are very romantic. Old-timey. Classically French. That’s all well and good for their historical record, but we’re living in 2026 in America.

I think woodchippers are much more emblematic of our working class.

…that’s 5 years lol, yeah of course it’s gone up since then