Well now the conspiracy theorist part of me is wondering if they didn’t gut a bunch of health related federal departments specifically for Thiel to swoop in and explain how he can make it all better for businesses that relied on those departments.

Well, they sucked before and now they suck more. I can’t really spend less money on them, but I suppose I can campaign amongst friends to walk away.

Good keep your listeria lettuce and e.coli beans! *and salmonella jalapeños.

I was certain this was the onion from the headline, but this is actually exactly the sort of use case I imagine for this type of technology.