They illegally park wherever. Block sidewalks. Block bike lanes. Block Crosswalks. Double-park.
Imagine I opened a store selling…I don’t know…chairs. Then I put out chairs
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on 4 or 5 blocks all around my store!!
Did you see the part where the tow truck was parked in the bike lane?
Who toes the toe truck?
*tows
Oh, don’t worry, someone’s got a solution for you. Hopefully it’ll cost even more than a normal tow.
A competitor
An even scummier toe truck company
Guy thinks there’s a truck going around repossessing people’s toes.
Oops
But I also would not mind that