• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      1 day ago

      Amateur hour.

      Stick a BB in the valve stem caps. It will leak slowly, but surely, from all four tires, and it will take a while before they discover it.

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          For that, keep a gel deodorant stick in your bag. Apply gel to the door handles.

          Also helpful if you forget to D.O. before work.