Whoever made this is a genius
Thanks, that was also me
If you have to have a news announcement about the arrival of AGI, then it has not arrived.
No, they have decided what everyone was calling AGI is now “ASI”, so they can now arbitrarily declare they did what they promised but still need tons of resources to get where everyone thought they were promising.
Can’t wait to be only hearing about this and nothing else at my work from all the psychosis victims.
Saw this dipshit at a conference last week. He’s leaning into the jacket jokes and it couldn’t be more cringey. My industry is fucked and is buying into the marketing hype whole-ass. There are some applications in the field but what people don’t seem to get is that for every round of applause this fuckwit gets, hundreds or thousands of people stand to lose their jobs. We live extremely dumb times.
seems its more useful for personal AI use, rather than a large scale thing. even for “Diagnosing” things its not even that useful.
I wish this asshole would just fuck off.
He keeps the leather jacket industry afloat.
I liked him better when he was just the sell GPU’s guy.
If AGI had arrived, I’m sure I’d be finding out from it, not from you.
Next week: AGI breaks containment and announces new cryptocoin to celebrate AGI.
You know, I could believe that the first act of an AGI that was built entirely off whatever text was most convenient to get on the internet would be an attempt to scam people. That absolutely tracks.
Skippy? You little shit! Get back into your beercan!
These people should be in prison for the blatant market manipulation alone
The point of the stock market is manipulation. There has never been a time the market has not been manipulated
And lose their head because they are billionaires
“and I’m done buying into the hype”
Well everyone has to grow up and grow a brain someday
He seems more like Musk every day.
Come ooooooon. You know you want to dump another 300B into the AI machine! This time they made a real breakthrough! It is 200,000,000 times better than the last 5 breakthroughs we have blown trillions of dollars in investments for over the past few years! The projected earnings are insane! Just look at this chart we made with AI! It says you will get a Gorillian dollars!
When the bubble pops we’re going to have to change currency to gorilla dollars
Hamerabe Bucks
We’ll just call em Dicks.
The Great DepressionTM - 100th anniversary edition
so like sticks and leaves because that’s gonna be all that’s left
Yeah, but the leather jacket! He’s got pizzazz! Panache!
Moxie even!
Guy selling shovels says there’s gold just over there!
There’s a better chance of me getting struck by lightning twice than there is of AGI arriving in the next 5 years.
However over the next five years there will build enough data centres to cover half the planet, and still won’t have invented AGI, but at least we’ll be on chatGPT 19 but then.
but at least we’ll
be on chatGPT 19 but thenhave the total surveillance state by then. Every road covered by cameras, all feeding into data centres that can track an individual’s movements from the moment they leave their home. Taking note of gait, height, face, clothing, etcThey won’t have the uppity proles protesting about genocides or the cost of living when any with the will to stand up get arrested instantly.
This man is a giant piece of shit. I’d be willing to lose everything and I own if it meant putting these assholes out on the street.
What a tool.
Him that is, his product is crap.
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