Invites a guy who he knows is planning an illegal donation
Has a long conversation with the guy confirming that he will take the illegal donation
Has Champagne and oysters to celebrate this donation.
“I didn’t know what was happening. I wasn’t listening. It wasn’t me.”
For anyone who still hasn’t seen the video:
“It was only the tip, and I didn’t cum”
I didn’t have sex with that woman.
(She had sex with me,)