• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    “Let our AI agent scan your résumé!”

    No.

    “Talk to our AI chatbot to complete your application!”

    No.

    “Tell us how you have used AI to enhance your workflow in the last X years!”

    No.

    “The responsibilities of this position include mandatory engagement with our dynamic and exciting ✨ AI agent ✨, and your usage will be obsessively monitored by your manager and used as a performance indicator instead of your actual work output!”

    No.

    “But if you don’t embrace the AI Revolution ✨ you’ll be left behind!”

    Good. Me bang steel on anvil. Unga fuckin’ bunga.

    Let’s see your dumbass “AI” actually produce something tangible. Pollution doesn’t count.

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      5 hours ago

      So, I’m going to starve if I ever want an actual career instead of a low-paying retail job because I refuse to be subjected to this.

    • Makhno@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      I like to use AI to help me with my macros and supplements and stat maxing my warframes. Thats about it.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        9 hours ago

        Copo speak has gotten so ridiculous that I have the absolutely no idea what you’re trying to say.

        • T156@lemmy.world
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          5 hours ago

          There’s a game called War frame, maybe they’re talking about setting up their controls?

          Like how you used to be able to get macros for fishing in runescape.